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Hahah…Goofball Knocks Himself Out Cold

Scuzzball — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:39:42 +0000

Crazy foreigners. Guys swings a large stick around in the air and accidentally knocks himself in the back of the head. He drops like a ton of bricks…out COLD! Very funny.

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President Bush Gives the Shocker

Scuzzball — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 15:56:44 +0000

Yeah, he’s still a steaming pile of complete incompetence, but he just got a little bit cooler. I just thought it was a little TMI when claimed him and Laura invented it.

Guys that will never get laid

Scuzzball — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:28:41 +0000

It’s kind of sad how lame these guys are. The fact that they actually found some real live girls to do this is pretty amazing in itself.

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Good luck fellas.

Another Cop Being a Douche Bag

Scuzzball — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:01:34 +0000

Here’s yet another example of a cop being a total douchebag. This reporter was on the scene to film a story. The cops told him the had to go to the media staging area, but then would’t tell him where it was.

When they finally tell him, the photographer mouths off a little bit, but then the cop goes nuts.

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D-Bag Let’s Buddy Run Over His Arm

Scuzzball — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 13:17:01 +0000

Yeah, you’re right. His buddy should have just cut the wheel and run this douche bag’s head over with the car.

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In what fucked up world does this sound like a good idea? No matter how drunk I get, I’m never going to think getting run over with anything is cool.

Joe Scarborough Says Fuck on the Air

Scuzzball — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:02:33 +0000

There’s nothing that makes me happier than when these know-it-all jerkoffs get nailed for their own screw ups.

Joe Scarborough drops a huge F-bomb in the middle of a rant and doesn’t even realize it. Everyone else on the show does, but he just rolls like nothing happened.

Whether he knew it or not, the number one rule in broadcasting is to ignore f-bombs. When they hit the airwaves, continuing to dwell on them only creates more of an issue. So just keep going.

Everyone says the FCC is going to be on his ass, but that’s not true. I don’t think MSNBC is a broadcast channel. So if it’s only on cable, they’ve got nothing to worry about.

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Shaving Drunk Girl’s Head

Scuzzball — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:16:57 +0000

OMFG. This is fucked up. A drunk girl passes out. Looks like they went to town on her with a sharpie marker…you know…standard protocol.

Then they went way, way over the top when the electric clippers were pulled out. They started shaving her head.

That will teach her.

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Celebs Getting Tasered

Scuzzball — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:14:53 +0000

Nothing better than watching a bunch of D list celebrities get tasered on live television. The idiots include Jack Osbourne, Wee Man, Erik Estrada, La Toya Jackson, and Trish Stratus.

First of all, who knew La Toya was still alive? I’m shocked (pun intended) that the jolt didn’t melt all her plastic surgery.

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Gay Pillow Biter

Scuzzball — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:42:36 +0000

This guy’s 6 year old pillow has got to go. He has no problem telling you how gross it is, but that’s not the scuzzy part. No, instead the scuz lies with what an enormous douche bag this kid is.