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Opening a Beer with your Boob

Scuzzball — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:57:10 +0000

And they said it could never be done. Ladies and gentlemen, clap it up for this talented young woman.

A metal beer cap on a long neck bottle is no match for this chick’s right boob. Who needs a bottle opener when you’ve already got the jugs.

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Drunk Girl Bar Fight

Scuzzball — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:01:35 +0000

Should have just locked the door to the bar and let them go at it on the sidewalk. I love the fact that it is in the middle of the day too.

Watching these girls fight through the glass makes it seem like a freak show or zoo. Good times.

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Weave Pulling Madness

Scuzzball — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:22:44 +0000

Spoiler Alert: This may be secret footage from the next “Crack Heads Gone Wild.”

Two ghetto ladies go buck wild on each other in the streets. A all out weave pulling cat fight.

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Rough Bitch at 7-Eleven

Scuzzball — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:09:25 +0000

Wow this girl is ruuuuufff. I’m impressed that these gus were able to maintain their composure because you know nothing would have felt better than to open hand slap this chick in the face.

Screaming and bitching is one thing, but then throwing a cup of coffee on them? Wow, that takes balls.

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Grandma Does Keg Stand

Scuzzball — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:03:22 +0000

Nothing makes you feel like more of a pussy than grandma beating your keg stand record. That’s right, granny managed to get here 83 year old bag of bones up in the air because she knows how to represent.

In all fairness, taking her teeth out probably gave her an unfair advantage.

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Drunk Babe

Scuzzball — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 04:17:29 +0000

The Brits must rock it hard. Being this hammered in broad daylight is the definition of English class. Not that we want her to get hurt, but it would have been a little funnier if she went through the shop window.

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Extreme Pimple Popping

Scuzzball — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 23:36:38 +0000

I mean wow. It’s like they are squeezing the brains out of her head. Moral of the story: Using a kitchen knife to pop your pimples while your kids watch = classy.

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