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Ripping off Nipple Tape

Scuzzball — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 05:01:00 +0000

Apparently British emo chicks like to sit around and rip off their nipple tape together. Kind of odd, but I guess it is an English thing.

Why they were all wearing nipple tape in the first place remains a mystery.

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Best Toyota Ad Ever

Scuzzball — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:37:53 +0000

This is definitely the best ad Toyota has ever made. Too bad they don’t air it in the USA because we are so hyper sensitive about boobs.

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Random Hot Body

Scuzzball — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:24:59 +0000

Hey, it’s just a random hot body without all the baggage of seeing the girl’s face. Best of all possible worlds.

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Playing Dance Dance Revolution (DDR) in a Bra

Scuzzball — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:30:33 +0000

Great game made even better when girls wear only their bras when playing. YES!

This girl plays the game for quite a while, and it appears that it is a little chilly in the room. The nips are a poppin. Maybe it’s the fan next to her.

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Love this game.

Never too Young to for Pole Practice

Scuzzball — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:23:40 +0000

I guess you’re never to young to start practicing for your future careers on the pole. As you can tell, these girls have a very promising future.

However, the mistake at the end will cost them at least a tenth of a point from the judges. Otherwise, bring on the scholarships.

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Ecstasy Girls Make Out

Scuzzball — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 06:17:41 +0000

So if ecstasy makes girls want to make out with each other, should we put it on a list to be decriminalized?

There’s millions of pot heads in America working everyday to have pot legalized. Where’s the X coalition? This turns out to be way more “productive.”

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At Some Point, the Bikini is a Formality

Scuzzball — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:43:01 +0000

At what point does a bikini stop serving a purpose? I mean eventually, you should just give it up, and take it off. Once it becomes smaller than a single Post-it note, it’s time to end it.

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Join the Club: Quarters in Her Cups

Scuzzball — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:06:46 +0000

This guy is a “Quarters” drinking game ninja. He absolutely dominates.

Apparently, if you’re good a quarters, hot girls will be attracted to you. Maybe it’s because you just got her drunk under the table after rolling your coins through crushed up roofies. I’m just saying.

Watch this dude bounce quarters in her cleavage and skirt. Awesome.

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Handbras Are the Best Bras

Scuzzball — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:03:32 +0000

If you must wear a bra (generally discouraged by Scuzzy), you might as well wear a handbra. They’re free and sexier than anything you find in Victoria Secret.

Thanks to this fabulous Flickr Group for the pics.

Best Strapless Bra for Every Size

Scuzzball — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:02:18 +0000

Strangely hot bra instructions.

This is an instructional video on how to wear this silicone strapless bra, Nu Bra. It’s designed to be instructional, but for some reason, Scuzzy finds it to be really hot.

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I’m not the only one, right?