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At Some Point, the Bikini is a Formality
At what point does a bikini stop serving a purpose? I mean eventually, you should just give it up, and take it off. Once it becomes smaller than a single Post-it note, it’s time to end it.
Continue reading...Join the Club: Quarters in Her Cups
25. November 2008
This guy is a “Quarters” drinking game ninja. He absolutely dominates. Apparently, if you’re good a quarters, hot girls will be attracted to you. Maybe it’s because you just got her drunk under the table after rolling your coins through crushed up roofies. I’m just saying. Watch this dude bounce quarters in her cleavage and skirt. Awesome.
Continue reading...Handbras Are the Best Bras
21. November 2008
If you must wear a bra (generally discouraged by Scuzzy), you might as well wear a handbra. They’re free and sexier than anything you find in Victoria Secret. Thanks to this fabulous Flickr Group for the pics.
Continue reading...Best Strapless Bra for Every Size
21. November 2008
Strangely hot bra instructions. This is an instructional video on how to wear this silicone strapless bra, Nu Bra. It’s designed to be instructional, but for some reason, Scuzzy finds it to be really hot. I’m not the only one, right?
Continue reading...Red Tan Lines?
21. November 2008
No red tan lines here! This lovely gal shows her perfectly tan-line-less body. What’s her secret? Who cares.
Continue reading...Cucumbers: More than just a salad topping
18. November 2008
You can toss your salad with a cucumber, as this Asian chick had planned before being interrupted by her dad. This poor girl manages to smuggle the most phallic cucumber ever up to her room. She paid attention in sex-ed class, because she practices safe salad making by using a rubber. Then dad walks in. Foiled again!
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25. November 2008
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