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Where’s Darwin When You Need Him

Scuzzball — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:35:53 +0000

One an only hope that Darwin’s theories are true, and this kid will not be able to procreate. Whatever genes are in his pool need to be stopped dead in their tracks. Good god.

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Too Many “How to Breastfeed Videos”

Scuzzball — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:31:06 +0000

You know how sometimes you’re blindsided by a little nugget of information? This was one of those for me. Who the hell knew that women were so excited to film their babies breastfeeding. Furthermore, who knew they were so excited to post them on the Internet for the entire world to see.

There’s waaaay to many of these online right now.

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Girl Getting Nipples Pierced

Scuzzball — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 19:40:26 +0000

Here’s a really hot girl getting her nipples pierced. I wish there were more to see, but it is still fun to watch.

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Drilling into A Human Thumbnail

Scuzzball — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:01:29 +0000

Ever smash your thumb in a car door, with a hammer, etc? Did it ever turn black and blue under the thumbnail?

It gets really pressurized under there and is extremely uncomfortable. Eventually, it spreads and you will loose the fingernail (it will fall off).

You can relieve the pressure if you can get a little hole in the nail to bleed it out.

This guy decides to take a power drill to his thumbnail. His buddy is more excited about it than he is.

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Warning: Is That a Yeast Infection?

Scuzzball — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:01:27 +0000

No, it isn’t a yeast infection. It is a knee infection.

This will absolutely make you vomit when you watch it. You might even pass out. It’s potentially one of the most disgusting videos I’ve ever seen.

How could someone’s knee get an infection that looks like a vagina?

Apparently this guy was on vacation white water rafting in Northern Thailand when he hit is knee on a rock. Not suprisingly, the doctors over there misdiagnosed his knee pain a few times before realizing it was infected under the skin. A few open surgeries later, and this is what he was left with.

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Apparently it eventually healed and he is fine now.

School Bus Fight

Scuzzball — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 07:02:03 +0000

The famous school bus fight between the driver and a female student on board. This made news around the country.

These cameras should be on all school busses nation wide.

Gotta say, I think the driver had it coming.

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Cops Tasering Themselves

Scuzzball — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:54:43 +0000

Does it need more explaination? Enjoy!

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Guy Craps Himself in Karate Tournament

Scuzzball — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:46:58 +0000

Holy disgusting. Mr. Miyagi definitely did not teach that.

Big guy craps his pants in the karate ring during fight only his opponent has no idea. Really gross.

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Drilled by Softball

Scuzzball — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 07:29:33 +0000

Holly hell. This girl gets drilled in the head with a pitch. It knocks her to the ground.

There’s no crying in softball. She hops right up and heads to first base. Amazing.

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Masturbation Round Table?

Scuzzball — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 06:51:34 +0000

Uhhh so I guess these women decided one day to get around an interrogation table and have a little chit chat about masturbation.

I mean really? What the hell was this ever produced for?

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