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I guess you’re never to young to start practicing for your future careers on the pole.  As you can tell, these girls have a very promising future.

However, the mistake at the end will cost them at least a tenth of a point from the judges.  Otherwise, bring on the scholarships.

There’s entirely not enough sexual shenanigans in this video.  There should at least be a nip slip or something.

A room full of dudes pummel a cute asian girl with pillows until she falls over.

Orgy ensues?  Guess we’ll never know.

So if ecstasy makes girls want to make out with each other, should we put it on a list to be decriminalized?

There’s millions of pot heads in America working everyday to have pot legalized.  Where’s the X coalition?  This turns out to be way more “productive.”

If you’re bra ninja skills are a bit sub par, this instructional video on removing a girl’s bra with one hand is just the thing for you.

Nothing ruins the mood faster than your dump ass trying to putz around with the bra clasp in the back of your mom’s minivan.  So learn how to do it properly, like a man.

At what point does a bikini stop serving a purpose?  I mean eventually, you should just give it up, and take it off.  Once it becomes smaller than a single Post-it note, it’s time to end it.

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One an only hope that Darwin’s theories are true, and this kid will not be able to procreate.  Whatever genes are in his pool need to be stopped dead in their tracks.  Good god.