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You know how sometimes you’re blindsided by a little nugget of information?  This was one of those for me.  Who the hell knew that women were so excited to film their babies breastfeeding.  Furthermore, who knew they were so excited to post them on the Internet for the entire world to see.

There’s waaaay to many of these online right now.

This guy is a “Quarters” drinking game ninja.  He absolutely dominates.

Apparently, if you’re good a quarters, hot girls will be attracted to you.  Maybe it’s because you just got her drunk under the table after rolling your coins through crushed up roofies.  I’m just saying.

Watch this dude bounce quarters in her cleavage and skirt.  Awesome.

Here’s a really hot girl getting her nipples pierced.  I wish there were more to see, but it is still fun to watch.

Ever smash your thumb in a car door, with a hammer, etc?  Did it ever turn black and blue under the thumbnail?

It gets really pressurized under there and is extremely uncomfortable.  Eventually, it spreads and you will loose the fingernail (it will fall off).

You can relieve the pressure if you can get a little hole in the nail to bleed it out.

This guy decides to take a power drill to his thumbnail.  His buddy is more excited about it than he is.

If you must wear a bra (generally discouraged by Scuzzy), you might as well wear a handbra.  They’re free and sexier than anything you find in Victoria Secret.

Thanks to this fabulous Flickr Group for the pics.

Strangely hot bra instructions.

This is an instructional video on how to wear this silicone strapless bra, Nu Bra. It’s designed to be instructional, but for some reason, Scuzzy finds it to be really hot.

I’m not the only one, right?